If there’s one thing we know about the Kardashians, besides the fact that they can turn anything into money, it’s that they always find a reason to throw a party. This week, Kylie and her BFF Stassie Karanikolaou( can’t she precisely be Stassie K ?) get parallelling Lasik eye surgery, which is apparently a thing now, and decided to celebrate by wearing really weird latex garbs decorated with eyeballs. I’m all for receive reasons to party, but I’m still kind of embarrassed. I have coinciding affection necklaces with my BFF, and other more hardcore BFFs I know have matching tattoos they already regret. But matching Lasik eye surgery? I don’t get it. Well, whatever, I suspect there are things billionaire BFFs understand that we regulars don’t. Maybe if Kylie had the surgery a year ago, she would’ve seen Jordyn Woods’ betrayal coming. Oh, that’s not how Lasik jobs? Never mind.
Obviously, Stassie documented the whole surgery, so that the nations of the world knows she has officially taken Jordyn’s place as Kylie’s number one BFF and will never devote it back. She posted a pointless video of her and Kylie sitting in the chairs of the operating room right after surgery where Kylie’s gazes are closed. Aww, poor Kylie is trying to rise and shine, but is just too exhausted. You knew that was coming. If I don’t make a joke about Kylie trying to rise and shine, who are able to? Oh right, the entire rest of the internet.
At the follow-up doctor’s appointment, the girls learn that they have 20/15 eyesight( better than 20/20 ), which I didn’t know was a thing, but good for them. Maybe now they can see the wonky pipelines when they’re Facetuning their photos. Hopefully they don’t ordeal any of the negative Lasik side effects, which are capable of include igniting and even temporary blindness. How will Kylie be able to tell apart her lip gear colors if she loses her imagination ??
Anyway, the BFFs hurled a party to celebrate the birth of their newly-perfect eyesight( yes “youre reading” that accurately ). They took videos of themselves in the bathroom reflect wearing close-fisted pink latex full-dress, which I still can’t get over.
Does nobody else think it’s ludicrous to get parallel seeing surgery and then fling “states parties ” for their sight’s birthday? You can even sounds Kylie in the background yelling, “My sight has been born; it’s my f* cking birthday.” Wait, so if the eyebrow hair I plucked last week thrives back, has it been born, more? Does that mean I can shed “states parties “? Ugh, the amount of money these girls have to waste is literally my dream. I don’t know for certain, but my possibility is that Kylie and Stassie get other secret surgeries together all the time( like boob jobs and lipo and belly button reconstruction) and only decided to share this one because they can get away with calling it “medical” rather than solely cosmetic.
Apparently, friends who do Lasik eye surgery together, stay together! Unless Stassie fucks it up like Jordyn did. In which speciman, a different BFF will swoop in and Kylie will have to figure out another way to celebrate their friendship. Matching beach mansions in the Hamptons, maybe? Matching puppies? Matching toenails? Whatever it is, you can bet your bottom dollar Kylie will shed “states parties ” for it.
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