This Girl Who Matched With A Dog On Tinder Has More Luck With Dating Apps Than You

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I was never really big on the dating app scene.

I felt like the whole process was sort of dehumanizing. To me, itfelt weird evaluating a batch of real, multifaceted human beings based on a few blurry draws and a two-line bio.

That being said, I guess I perhaps wouldnt find even worse about dehumanizing competitors if I was swiping right for the purposes of an ANIMAL.( Get it? Because you cant dehumanize something thats not HUMAN .)

In fact, Id maybe be jolly affected by a puppy that canwrite a two-line bio.

Well in an ideal, mystical define of circumstances, a woman managed to bypass all the mind-numbing, boring human interactions on Tinderand parallel with an adorable hound reputation Spencer.

Check out the pups Tinder profile for yourself below 😛 TAGEND

Can you say BABE ALERT?

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, Spencersbio cant be anything more than Woof. Bork. Sniffles. because HES A DOG. HE CANT TALK, DUH.


But hestand, so hes literally the total package.

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What an complete young lad he is.


Once the womanmatched with the puppy, they naturally started chatting.

Lets just say happenings went super serious.

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So what we have here is a socially self-conscious dog with a Tinder profile? INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING.

Honestly, Id say hes still better than a lot of the actual humen on Tinder.

The woman shared her match on Imgur, and patently, parties had fortunes to say about the canines profile 😛 TAGEND

This person is all about the cute plot move this bird-dogs plucking here.

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This provoked a longcomment weave of parties bickering overwhether or notthe plot was true.Meanwhile, Im sitting there like, YOU GUYS, A WOMAN MATCHED WITH A ON TINDER. WERE MISSING THE POINT HERE.


These beings had a bigger sentiment in mind.

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Seriously, how does a domesticated following Tinder not exist already? OK, TO BE FAIR, I havent actually looked into it. Itexist, but I just dont feel like googlingit right now. SUE ME.


And “womens issues” reaction was way too real for online daters.

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Yeah, a dog turning into a human is MUCH more of a scarcity than a human turning into a puppy, especially intheworld of online dating.

Can I get an AMEN?

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