In case you’ve been living under a rock, the Powerball jackpot reached a careening $1.5 billion onWednesday, and everyone and their pup is scrambling to buy a ticket.
You can’t hear about a mound of money that big up for grabs and not should be considered how you’d expend it.
Personally, I’d upgrade to the newestPrius simulation( my 2007 is lookinglike adirty old-time sneaker these days ). Then, I’d populate a private island with salvage puppies — all the recovery puppies.
Turns out, I’m not the only one who’d at leasttryto waste $1.5 billion on puppies.
Twitter consumers are resounding off ontheir hypothetical schedules using the trending hashtag, #IfIWonPowerball. Impede moving for a penchant of the inspiration/ strangeness/ mirth below.
And to all you dreamers out there, maintain dreaming. Where there’s a will, there’s a puppy in need of a good home.
— Francesco (@ Londonandreams) January 14, 2016
#IfIWonPowerball I’ll pay off my college tuition and with the remaining$ 5 I’ll buy a Spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s
— kaitlyn midgett (@ kaitlynmidgett) January 14, 2016
— Little Miss Type a (@ LilMissTypeA) January 14, 2016
#IfIWonPowerball I would never worry about you not texting me back again….just kidding. I are more likely to still fret, but with more purses
— Princess Problems (@ PrincessProbz) January 14, 2016
— Alexandra Petri (@ petridishes) January 14, 2016
#IfIWonPowerball I’d always spring for the guacamole at Chipotle.
— Scott Wooledge (@ Clarknt6 7) January 14, 2016
#IfIWonPowerball I’d buy all the crocs in the world. Then burn them.
— Norm Kelly (@ norm) January 14, 2016
— sami (@ kookyforkian) January 14, 2016
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