Look, if theres anyone out there who knowshow enormous I am, its me and my mummy probably. Thanks, mom.
If theres anyone out there whom I Crave to be able to handle how enormous I am, its my partner.( Still trying to find you, LOL. I know you adoration disguise and seek .)
In a health tie-in, your spouse should not only accept and affection how utterly great “youre with” open arms, but they have to be able to handle it themselves, too.
Now, does that mean your relationship is doomedjust because your collaborator doesnt jest at ONE lame joke you realize? No, BUT THATS STILL NOT COOL.
And if you feel like theyre perpetually knocking you down, assure them, its not you thats the issue.
Here are six red flag that signal its genuinely your marriage who cant manipulate just how fucking awesome you are.
1. They ever play the one-up game.
Theres absolutely nothing worse than a partner whos trying to beat you at your own greatness game.
If Beyonc herselfcomes down from her throne one day and tells you shes giving you exactly 15 puppies and a Slurpee because of how enormous you are, your collaborator should never immediately follow that up with That reminded us, Jesus himself came to me the other day and gave me 16 puppies and TWO Slurpees.
Obviously, you should both heave one another up and be proud of each others accomplishments, but you should dedicate enough time to focus on each of your accomplishments individually.
Basically, your partner should first call how great “you think youre”, remind you how enormous you are and ask questions about how your utter greatness gifted you this Enormous SUCCESS.
THEN, you can totally move on to celebrating their( likely lesser, dont@ me) accomplishments.
2. They even manufacture you feel about your accomplishments.
OK, friends, its is high time to get pretty serious with this one.
Because you know youre a great ball of fire, you should know your accomplishments are also little volleys of sunshine to be celebrated. But if your marriage doesnt take the time to celebrate those accomplishments with you, that should promote your eyebrows a bit.
For example, tells “re saying you” just lost your goddamn memory exclaiming to your collaborator that you got a callback for the purposes of an playing gig.
If they immediately come back with some change of Thats enormous! You labor so hard for it. I wish person would notice how significant efforts I was putting in at work, all the time, then it could be a sign theyre not equipped to handle your rocket self.
Of course, marriages should support each other evenly, so you should be able to set your feelings aside briefly and be there emotionally for your SO if theyre struggling.
At the same time, though, they should ideally be able to do the same for you, for both good and bad news. Open and take, beings. Open AND TAKE.
3. Theyre quick to shoot down your crazy themes.
You people, Im not saying you SHOULD stroll up to a policeman and asked about to arrest you all in the name of doing it for the Vine( RIP ).
But I AM went on to say that if your spouse perpetually indicates understanding or disapproval of your acts, then they probably wont be able to handle your greatness GREAT ideas included.
Part of what forms you a fucking bomb person is your eagerness to try new situations, have fun and get a little~ crazy ~.
Yes, you should be sensitive to your partners requirements, yada, yada, yada, but we arent getting any younger, Karen.( Sorry if your name isnt Karen. Just simulate it is for now .)
A partner who can administer your greatness is a partner who can and WILL keep up with you, even if that makes driving down the roadwhile you wear a weirdmask and intimidate parties in other cars.
4. They say, I cant with you, too many times per day.
I know all of us say, OMG, I CANT, about 80 times per day, when in reality, we probably. But if your spouse starts saying this more than you already do, thats definitely something.
Your greatness IS a lot to handle, and its surely not a job for the swooning of nature. But the first thing your spouse should bring to the table is a positive attitude and a willingness to at the least TRY to can with you.
At the end of the day, perhaps this is just a quippy saying thats favourite among the youths. But also at the end of the day, if I say, Im gonna snack that donut over there enough times, Ill typically do it.
Be careful with this one, my great unicorns. There might come a day when your marriage ACTUALLY cant with you.
5. They stimulate questionable commentaries about your wars and appearance.
I cant even make up something entertaining to say about this, so everyone satisfy take various benches while I get up on my soapbox.
YOU. ARE. LITERALLY. SO. GREAT.
That makes situations like what the hell are you feed, what you wear and what you smear all over your look to feel good are also great.
So if you find your collaborator forming consistent, pretty-serious-sounding remarks that ARENTabout how really fucking great all those thoughts you do are, thats NOT a red flag that somethings wrong with you.
No, thats a red flag that is the next one who is required take an infinite amount of benches for not being able to handle how enormous you are.
6. They dont die laughing at your laughs multiple times a day.
If youre not strategy multiple funerals for your collaborator a era for how many times we are really die laughing at your puns, THEN ITS TIME TO DUMP THEIR ASS.
OK, Im kidding kind of.
Listen, youre great, and by extension, everything that comes out of your mouth is likely dripping with the sweat of a million enormous humor gods.
Sure, your puns might be a little sometimes, but if your marriage only sadnes titters every time that golden leaves your opening, have no fear.
Its not because your laughs are shitty, its because they just cant handle you in your prime.