The 10 Corniest Situation You’ll See On Social Media This Valentine’s Day

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Brace yourself, betches, because Valentine’s Day is coming up and with it “the worlds largest” exasperating social media posts since the #100HappyDays objection. There’s nothing worse than duets posting about their adoration, specially because we all are aware of the more relation photos you find someone berth, the shittier their relationship actually is. To prep you for the spurt of #bae berths, here’s our schedule of the corniest shit you’ll examine on social media this Feb 14 th. Sorry, but your desire is not original.

1. Candlelit Dinner For Two On Instagram

Oh wow, so your Valentine’s Day contrives consisted of reenacting every 90 ‘s pop song about affection? I entail, if you’re going to do this we won’t magistrate( that’s a lie ), but posting it on Insta like we’re supposed to swoon over your relationship is corny as blaze. #Boring #YouBarelyTried #HalfOfYourDinnerWasSpentThinkingOfaGoodHashtag

2. A Super Long Post On Facebook About Your # Bae Detailing All The Times He’s “Been There” For You

It frequently starts something like “Okay , ordinarily I don’t post circumstances like this, but I want to talk about person rightfully special to me.” And then it goes on, and on, and on … If you read the subtext in here there’s typically a fuck you to an ex pretense as a “I thought I could never adore again, but he showed me that there ARE good guys out there”. Too bad I don’t have someone special to hold my “hairs-breadth” back while I vomit.

3. Exiting To Meet Some Hard-To-Get-Into Show Or Concert

Posting a photo from the figurehead sequence at with your boo. Wow, how luck of you to find someone who enjoys the same stuffs as you, and by same acts we entail one of the more popular displays ever. Now, if you were both enjoying a Guy Fieri restaurant together, we’d be surprised, since we are don’t know anybody who likes that.

4. Posting A “Dear _____” On His Wall Like You’re Talking Merely to Him.

Unless the person you’re dating is only accessible via Facebook wall, which um, we detest to break it to you but you’re maybe not even really dating, then any “Dear ___” post is so obviously there for your friends to read it that it’s thirsty AF. If “youve been” wanted to let him know how you feel, you’d maybe tell him in person, or verse, or I represent, even email is more private than a Facebook post. Much like public Facebook kudoes to your late Grandpa, this type of berth is excellent expressed in private.

5. Posting A Galentine’s Girls Pic

We get it, you’re an independent woman and you don’t requirement a bro. Here’s a tip, the louder you say “I’m fine” the less parties will believe you. Plenty of betches are single and killin’ it, but dragging your girls night out through the social media sphere for your exes to see is sadder than that Sarah McLaughlin commercial with the puppies.

6. A Photo Of Something “Artistic”, Like You Two Regarding Hands

A post of mitts stroking, or simply your knees, or something equally nauseating belongs in a sixth grader’s Tumblr and nowhere else.

7. Baby Photos Of Each Other

When a couple posts newborn photos of each other, what they’re really saying is, “I’m having sexuality with this person who used to be this baby.” It’s deep unpleasant for everyone else on social media. We get that you think they’re cute and maybe you’re even trying to not-so-subtly hint at getting married and having babes together the working day, but ugh. Please don’t become us think of you two babes making out.

8. A Clearly Staged Photo Of Two Parties Doing Out Or Looking Into Each Other’s Eyes

Unless you’re Beyonc with a camera gang following you guys later to document your life for your followers, there’s no way that photo of you two ogling deep into each other’s gazes was honest. When has anyone ever stopped in the middle of a truly intimate instant and estimate, “WAIT, we need to get this on camera! ” Never, that’s the answer.

9. Song Words Coupled With Anything.

Are you “drunk in love” or is this “hands down best available night I can ever remember”? Your enjoy is so original you needed to appropriate a pop carol to describe it to others on your social media feed. This is the definition of corny.

10. Telling Social Media You Desire Each Other Before Telling Each Other

If the first time you’re saying “I love you” to each other is for likes, that’s corny. What’s that marriage going to look like? Live streamed on Facebook?

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