Alex Michel, Season 1
First of all, let’s take a time to truly appreciate this photo: Chris Harrison’s jacket is like, five lengths too big and he likewise looks like he knows what the next 15 year of their own lives will be–sad. Anyway, Alex is now 47 years old and makes as an exec at a technology firm in NYC. Which is funny because he mostly disappeared after his season, does not appear to use engineering, and is perhaps a hermit.
Chances of finding love : Obviously slimmer than Chris Harrison’s suit fit. Sorry, can’t get over that picture.
Travis Lane Stork, Season 8
They used to have physicians as leads-in? I have never watched a season where the Bachelor even had a real enterprise. Now divorced, Travis is co-host of daytime talk see. Glad to attend he was able to turn reality Tv into a career–fuck affection, that’s the real dream.
Chances of receiving love : V likely, he’s a doctor with a TV show.
Prince Lorenzo Borghese, Season 9
Legit don’t understand how this guy is still single. He’s a prince, passes a pet spa, and all of his Instagram photos are with adorable puppies. I’m sorry, but is that not every woman’s reverie?
Chances of learning love : Currently slithering into his DM’s ….
Andy Baldwin, Season 10
Wait, this dude’s medical doctors very? WTF, ABC is gravely lowered their “desirable life partner” guidelines over its first year.
Chances of detecting love : He’s a humanitarian navy doctor–if he can’t find love , no one can.
Brad Womack, Season 11, 15
Shocker. The two-time
loser pas who couldn’t make it work with Emily Maynard still hasn’t ascertained someone who can put up with him. The dude’s last tweet was in 2011 so I can only imagine that he is living somewhere in reproach and sorrow, repenting the working day he decided it was smart to do two seconds season.
Chances of determining love : Yea , no.
Jake Pavelka, Season 14
IMHO, Anyone who would think marrying Vienna was a good idea sorta deserves to be single. But props to him for turning pretending to be in love into a busines as an actor on
Chances of finding love : Daytime television is the perfect plaza to fall in love!
Chris Soules, Season 19
Single and awaiting trial for fleeing the incident of a lethal auto coincidence. Make me exactly remind you that a few seasons ago the latter are pimping doctors. I repeat–standards dropped.
Chances of finding love : I bet he’ll be favourite in prison.
Ben Higgins, Season 20
Newly single and almost ready to combine. He is likely to be be reeling from his breakup with Lauren, but I gamble he is already on the lookout for his future political spouse. Democrat need not apply.
Chances of seeing love : About as good as the the possibilities of him seeing a personality.
Nick Viall, Season 21
Not sure what’s more depressing–the first ever Bachelor being single, or the most recent Bachelor being single? His poor super red-hot mom–she’s been through so much.
Chances of learning love : Can’t wait to see him on, season 4!
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