Ronnie Magro From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Becoming To Be A Dad,& You’ll Never Guess Who The Mom Is

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What a year it’s been for the direct of. First met their horrid one-night reunion special that literally nobody watched. Next, information of a resuscitation smashed. Now, Ronnie is going to be a dad. I can see it now: anytime Ronnie flusters his future minor, he’ll be met with a whiny “Rahhhhhn, stahpp !! You’re humiliating me! ” Now that I’ve said that, I cannot wait to follow this child on Instagram.

Ronnie disclosed the news to and he’s reportedly having a girl. And when I said you’ll never guess who the momma is, I represent it literally: it’s Jen Harley, some lady who apparently has been Ronnie’s girlfriend.( Not sorry for the clickbait .) Wait, I thought he was dating Khloe Kardashian’s friend Mallika?* checks Google* Oh okay, that was concluded in February. So sometime between last February and now, Ronnie started dating Jen. All I know about Jen is that her Instagram handle is “tater_tot_kitty” and she has atrocious grammar, two things which I deduced from spending a full 15 seconds on her Instagram. But I think that tells me all I genuinely need to know.

Okay, first of all, Rahn stahpp with the hashtags. Like, this is just ridiculous. ” #IHearItsLikeHavingAPuppy”? “ExceptItCries”? No. Cease and desist. This is all kinds of bad, and I don’t even have the time to get into it. First off, puppies cry–anyone with a pup will tell you that. Second off–no, I told myself I wouldn’t get into it. Please, Ronald, before you draw a child into the world and start teaching her social media, fix it.

Ronnie, if you’ll remembrance, will reportedly be filming so I wonder how that’s going to work with his girlfriend six months pregnant with his child. Clearly not traumatic at all for her. What if this is like, the guido form of the Kardashians, and some MTV exec is making all the castmembers get pregnant so that they are able to cause the next generation of Just a thought.

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