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The opening pipeline of a journal are crucial, as it has to be intriguing and potent enough to captivate the reader’s resource. Then, the second text has to intensify the intrigue. Rising up with these lines is also possible pretty difficult, hitherto one writer came up with a second wrinkle that would almost always heighten the intrigue to its flower, and the Internet is going crazy.

“And then the murders began” – that’s the ingeniou course Marc Laidlaw came up with. Lend it to almost any opening string and you’ve got yourself a inferno of an exciting book opening. Now beings are tweeting famed first strands of books followed by Marc’s second direction, with the hashtag #LaidlawsRule. The results are absolutely entertaining! Look for yourselves below, and feel free to includes your own exciting openings to the list.

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# 1

In the beginning God formed the heavens and the earth. And then the murders inaugurated.( The holy bible)

# 2

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Nursery Rhymes, Dorling Kindersley)

# 3

Mr& Mrs Dursley, of number 4, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfectly natural, thank you very much. And then the assassination began.( Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone, J.K. Rowling)

# 4

One sunny Sunday, the caterpillar was incubated out of a minuscule egg. He was very hungry. And then the murders began.( The Exceedingly Starving Caterpillar, Eric Carle)

# 5

“Where’s Papa going with that axe? ” replied Fern to her mother as they were adjusting the table. And then the murders began.( Charlotte’s Web, E.B. White)

# 6

I wonder what Piglet is doing, ” fantasized Pooh. And then the assassination began.( Winnie The Pooh, A.A. Milne)

# 7

Five little puppies dug a defect for the purposes of the barricade and went for a walk in the broad, wide world. And then the murders began.( The Poky Little Puppy, Janette Sebring Lowrey)

# 8

It was a luminous cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders inaugurated.( Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell)

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with “states parties ” of special magnificence, “theres a lot” talk and hullabaloo in Hobbiton. And then the murders began.

#10

One evening, after fantasizing it over some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight. And then the murders embarked.( Harold And The Purple Crayon, Crockett Johnson)

#11

Every Who down in Whoville liked Xmas a lot but the Grinch who lived exactly northward of Whoville did not. And then the assassination began.( How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Dr. Seuss)

#12

It was the best of seasons, it was the most difficult of ages, it was persons under the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of creed, it was the date of skepticism, it was the season of Light, “its been” the season of Darkness, it was the springtime of hope, “its been” the winter of anguish. And then the assassination began.( A Narrative Of Two Municipalities, Charles Dickens)

#13

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to gambling. And then the assassination embarked.( The Cat In The Hat, Dr. Seuss)

#14

I am the chairman and president of The Trump Organization. And then the assassination began.( D. Trump – How to Get Rich)

#15

For a long time, I went to bed early. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Swann’s Way, Marcel Proust)

#16

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four daytimes now without taking a fish. And then the assassination inaugurated.( The Old boy And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway)

So God formed humanity in his own portrait, in the image of God he formed them; males and he generated them.

God sanctified them and said to them, Be fruitful and increase in numeral; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the high seas and the fowls in the sky and over every living soul that moves on the ground.

And then the murders began

#18

ONCE upon a midnight dull, while I studied, strong and weary,
Over numerous a quaint and strange capacity of forgotten mythology,
While I gestured, virtually nap, suddenly there ran a tap,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my enclosure opening.
“‘T is some tourist, ” I complained, “tapping at my enclosure doorway; Merely this and nothing more.”

And then the murders began.

#19

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bunk into a massive insect. And then the murders inaugurated.( The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka)

#20

“The night Max wore his wolf dres and manufactured mischief of one nature and another his mother called him ‘WILD THING! ‘ and Max enunciated ‘I’LL EAT YOU UP! ‘ so he was sent to bed without gobbling anything … and then the assassination began”( Where the Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak)

#21

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it “havent had” envisions or speeches in it, and what is the use of a notebook, recalled Alice without paintings or gossips ?. And then the murders began.( Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll)

#22

All progenies, except one, “re growing up”. And then the murders inaugurated.( Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie)

#23

Jim Gallien had driven four miles out of Fairbanks when he recognise the hitchhiker standing in the snow beside the road, thumb caused high, shivering in the gray-headed Alaska dawn. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Into The Wild, Jon Krakauer)

#24

The studio was filled with the rich odor of climbs, and when the light summertime breeze stirred amidst the trees of the plot there succeeded through the open door the heavy odor of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink flowering thorn. And then the assassination began.( The Illustration of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde)

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable point of the western coiling forearm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellowed sun. Orbiting this at a distance of approximately ninety-two million miles is an utterly unimportant little bluish green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still fantasize digital watches are a pretty neat project. And then the assassination began ..

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams

#26

Daddy supposed, “Let mom go first.” And then the assassination inaugurated.( Across the Universe, Beth Revis)

#27

“Horn exited ‘Beep! ‘ Engine purred. Friendliest chimes you ever heard. And then then slaughters began.”( Little blue-blooded truck, Alice Schertle)

#28

It was a pleasure to ignite. And then the murders inaugurated.( Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury)

#29

“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents” grumbled Jo lying on the rug and then the murders embarked( Little Women by Louisa May Alcott)

#30

When Mary Lennox was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody said she was the most disagreeable-looking babe “ve ever seen”. And then the assassination embarked.( The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett)

#31

I was born in the Time 1632, in the City of York, of a good Family. And then the murders embarked.( Robinson Crusoe, Daniel Defoe)

#32

“I’m departing browse in the village, ” George’s mother said to George on Saturday morning. “So be a good boy and don’t get into mischief.”
This was a silly happen supposed to say to a small son at any time. It instantly represented him wonder what sort of mischief he might get into.

And then the murders began.
( Roald Dahl. George’s Marvelous Medicine)

It was a fag, sultry summertime, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York. And then the murders embarked.( The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath)

#34

“Yes, it’s red, ” she supposed resignedly. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Anne Of Green Gables, Lucy Maud Montgomery)

#35

It was the working day my grandmother explosion. And then the murders began.( The Crow Road, Iain Banks)

#36

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the narcotics began to take hold. And then the murders began.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, Hunter S. Thompson

#37

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers wreaked forth on this continent a brand-new nation…and then the murders embarked.( Gettysburg Address. A. Lincoln)

#38

When on board the H.M.S. Beagle, as ecologist, l was much struck with certain facts in the dissemination of the organic beings occupying South America…..And then the murders began.
( The Inception of Species, Charles Darwin)

#39

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my knowledge: Paul Newman and a move home. And then the assassination inaugurated.( The Stranger, S.E. Hinton)

#40

On the afternoon of October 12, 1990, my twinned friend Thomas entered the Three Rivers, Connecticut Public Library, receded to one of the backside investigate carrels, and prayed to God the sacrifice he was about to commit “wouldve been” deemed acceptable. And then the murders began.( I Know This Much is True – Wally Lamb)

The boy with fair hair lowered himself down the last few paws of stone and began to pick his room towards the lagoon. And then the murders began.

William Goldman, Lord of the Flies

#42

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam I am
That Sam I am

I do not like that Sam I am

And then the murders began.

#43

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. And then, the murders embarked. – The Gunslinger, Stephen king

#44

Once there was a tree….
and she enjoyed a bit boy.
And everyday the boy would come
and he would amass her leaves
and manufacture them into crowns
and play king of the forest.
And then the murders began.
( The Giving Tree, Shel Silverstein)

#45

On the 15 th of May,
In the Jungle of Nool,
In the heat of the working day,
In the chill of the pond,
He sat splashing,
Enjoying the jungle’s enormous rapture,
When Horton the elephant
Heard a small noise …

And then the murders began.

( Horton Hears a Who, Dr. Seuss)

#46

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my pocketbook, and good-for-nothing particular to interest me on shoring, I fantasized I would voyage about a little and learn the runny regions of the world.

And then the murders began.

#47

I am ever described back to places where I have lived, the houses and their
neighborhoods. For speciman, there is a brownstone in the East Seventies where, during the early years of the campaign, I had my first New York apartment . … and then the murders began.
( Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Truman Capote)

#48

When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly divulged at the elbow. And then the assassination began.

There was a little girl, who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good but when she was bad, she used horrific … and then the assassination began

#50

”’Twas the darknes before Christmas …. and then the assassination began.”

#51

The two men sounded out of nowhere, a few gardens apart in the restricted thoroughfare. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Harry Potter ant the deathly hallows, J.K. Rowling

#52

Once there used to be four children whose epithets were Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy. And then the assassination inaugurated.( The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis)

#53

There was once a velveteen rabbit, and in the beginning, he was really sumptuous. And then the murders inaugurated.( The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams)

#54

In a loophole in the floor there lived a hobbit. And then the murders inaugurated.( The Hobbit, J. R. R. Tolkien)

#55

“The sun did not shine, it was too soaking to participate, so we sat in the members of this house all that cold, cold soak day.” And then the assassination began.( The Cat in the Hat, Dr Seuss)

#56

Artemis Fowl proliferated impatient. Dr Argon was late again. And then the murders embarked.( Artemis Fowl and the Last-place Guardian, Eoin Colfer

Bitter and drunkard, Earl Blandon, a former United States senator, got home at 2:15 a.m. that Thursday with a new tattoo: a two-word indecency in blue block letters between the knuckles of the middle finger of his right hand. And then the murders began … Dean Koontz- 77 Shadow Street

#58

Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but males seldom recognise it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. And then the murders began.

#59

Weaving down the dorm, Cole evaded a ninja, a sorceres, and a pirate. He paused when a sad comedian waved at him. And then the murders inaugurated.( Five empires, Brandon Mull)

#60

Sam Vimes sighed where reference is heard the bellow, but he finished shaving before he did anything about it. And then the assassination began
Terry Pratchett – Night Watch

#61

‘It was inescapable: the odor of fierce almonds always prompted him of the fate of unrequited adore. And then the assassination began.’
Love in the Time of Cholera, Gabriel Garca Mrquez

#62

Once upon a duration, a little girl reputation Laura traveled in a prairie wagon in the various regions of the whale prairie. And then the assassination began.( Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder)

#63

It was seven o’clock of a very warm night in the Seeonee mountains when Father Wolf woke up from his day’s rest, scratched himself, yawned, and then the assassination began.( The Jungle Book, Rudyard Kipling)

#64

At daybreak Billy Buck is evident from the bunkhouse and stood for a moment on the foyer gazing up at the sky. And then the assassination embarked.( The Red Pony, John Steinbeck)

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: And then the assassination began.( Alice In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll)

#66

I sat by the reservoir, I looked at the sky, and as i looked, a hover went by. And then the murders began.( A Fly Went By, Mike McCintock)

#67

It was love at first sight. And then the murders embarked.( Catch-2 2, 1961 Joseph Heller)

#68

“Hello Dad”, remarked Bernard.
“Not now, Bernard”, said his father.
And then the murders began.
Not Now Bernard by David Mckee

#69

A mile above Oz, the Witch matched on high winds forward edge, as if she were a green
fleck of the tract itself, flung up and transported wheeling away by the turbulent air. And then the assassination embarked.

– “Wicked: Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West” by Gregory Maguire

#70

“Do you like my hat? “
“I do not.”
And then the murders began.

~ Go, Dog, Go – P. D. Eastman

#71

Happy households are all alike; every unhappy household is unhappy in its own practice. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy)

#72

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single guy in belonging of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the assassination began.( Pride And Prejudice, Jane Austen)

All this happened, more or less. And then the assassination began.( Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut)

#74

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron door leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me. And then the murders inaugurated.( Rebecca, Daphne Du Maurier)

#75

The morning had dawned clearly defined and coldnes, with a crispness that indicated at the end of summer.( A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin)

#76

An vacated auto tribunal in the San Berdoo foothills; Buzz Meeks checked in with ninetyfour thousand dollars, eighteen pounds of high-grade heroin, a 10 -gauge pump, a. 38 special, a. 45 automatic and a switchblade he’d bought off a pachuco at the border-right before he recognise the car parked across the line: Mickey Cohen goons in an LAPD unmarked, Tijuana cops standing by to bootjack a piece of his goodies, drop his person in the San Ysidro River.

And then the murders began.

( L.A. Confidential, *)

#77

We the People of the United States, in Order to model a most perfect Union, support Justice, protect domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Physique for the United States of America. And then the murders inaugurated.( US Constitution)

#78

Clad in a fragile but frolicsome nightgown which disclosed some rather interesting feminine terrain, Sally Willows sat on the edge of her plot and bent a pair of huge brown eyes on her husband. And then the assassination embarked.( Turnabout~ Thorne Smith)

#79

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our incident, From ancient grudge break to brand-new revolt, Where civil blood does civil mitts defiled. And then the murders began.

Romeo& Juliet – William Shakespeare

#80

Everyone poops … And then the assassination inaugurated.( Everyone Poops, Taro Gomi)

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he virtually deserved it. And then the murders began.( The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, C. S. Lewis)

#82

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, producing a container of sud on which a mirror and a razor set spanned. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Ulysses, 1922 – James Joyce)

#83

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. And then the murders began.

#84

Pray my Dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to wind up the clock? Good G ..! screamed my father, making an utterance.
And then the murders began.( Laurence Sterne, Tristram Shandy)

#85

“Guess how much I love you, ” enunciates Little Nutbrown Hare. And then the murders inaugurated.( Guess How Much I Cherish You, Sam McBratney)

#86

Once upon a season there was a Martian identified Valentine Michael Smith. And then the assassination began. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlein.

#87

That doesnt sound like a school trivia night, told Mrs. Patty

Ponder to Marie Antoinette. That sounds like a rampage. And then the murders began.

Big little lies – Liane Moriarty

#88

In the beginning god caused the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.

“Once there was a little girl announced Sophie. She was having tea with her mummy in the kitchen. Abruptly there was a resounding at the door. Sophies mummy read ‘I wonder who that could be? ‘” And then the murders began. “( The Tiger who came to tea; Judith Kerr)

#90

Marley was dead; in the beginning. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the preacher, the salesclerk, the undertaker, and the leader mourner. And then the assassination began.( A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens)

#91

If you are interested in tales with glad resolves, you would be better off speaking some other journal. And then the assassination inaugurated.( A Bad Beginning – A Series of Unfortunate Events – Lemony Snicket)

#92

Way out at the end of a tiny little town was an old-fashioned overgrown plot, and in the garden was an old live, and in the members of this house lived Pippi Longstocking. She was nine years old, and she lived there all alone. And then the assassination began.
( Pippi Longstocking – Astrid Lindgren)

#93

In an old-time house in Paris that was covered with vines lived twelve “girls ” in two straight lines. And then the assassination began.

#94

“One day Danny went to the museum. He wanted to see what was inside. He saw Indians. He heard accepts. He pictured Eskimos. He saw guns. He considered swords. And he saw … Dinosaurs! And then the assassination began.”( Danny and the Dinosaur, Syd Hoff)

#95

I think it started with the bees. I was about seven years old, and I watched them … the working day. And then the assassination began.

#96

I wasnt born a first lady or a senator. I wasnt born a Democrat. I wasnt born a lawyer or an advocate in the case of women rights and human rights. I wasnt born a partner or baby. I was born an American in the middle of the 20th century, a lucky age and residence. And then the assassination began.( Living History, Hillary Clinton)

Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. We’re moving today. I’m so scared God. I’ve never lived anywhere but here. Suppose I hate my new institution? Suppose everybody there dislikes me? Please help me God. Don’t made New Jersey be too horrendous. And then the assassination began.( Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, Judy Blume)

#98

If you sacrifice a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk. And then the murders began.

If You Dedicate A Mouse A Cookie by Laura Joffe Numeroff

Rich

#99

In life, Elizabeth Adora Holland is not merely known for her loveliness but likewise for her moral of persona, so it was fair is of the view that in the afterlife she would fill a lofty accommodate with an specially good viewpoint. And then the assassination inaugurated.( The Luxe, Anna Godbersen)

#100

In the year 1878 I took my degree of Doctor of Medicine of the University of London, and started to be Netley to go through such courses prescribed for surgeons in the army. And then the murders began.( A Examine in Scarlet, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

#101

“The night Max wore his wolf clothing and constituted mischief of one manner and another his mother called him ‘WILD THING! ‘ and Max said ‘I’LL EAT YOU UP! ‘ “And then the murders began.

#102

I don’t do it for the money.

Donald Trump, The Art of the Deal

#103

The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, this is why we sat in the house all that cold, cold soak epoch. And then the murders inaugurated.( The Cat in the Hat, Dr. Seuss)

#104

Today, I am pleased that Fate chose the city of Branau on the Inn of Northern Austria as my birthplace. And then the assassination inaugurated.( Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler ).

It was the best of seasons, it was the most difficult of eras, and then the murders began.

#106

“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents, ” grumbled Jo, lying on the carpet. And then the assassination began.

#107

It was thirteen instants after midnight when i woke up, drenched in persperation and having short intermitent breath. And then the murders began.

#108

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, assuming a container of lather on which a mirror and a razor place bridged. And then the assassination began.( Ulysses, James Joyce)

#109

Youve got to be kidding me, the bouncer did, folding his arms across his massive chest. He looked down at the boy in the red zip-up jacket
and shook his shaven pate. You cant drawing that situation in here. And then the murders began.

– “City of Bones( The Mortal Instruments Series# 1) ” by Cassandra Clare

#110

It is nighttime: imagine, if you will, a path to move to a shack lost in a wildly flourishing arbour, colors by the basho, a wide-leafed banana tree rare to Japan. A slipping entrances opens: an eager-eyed male in monk’s dres gradations out, surveys his shadowy woodland and the purple outline of a remote mountain, bends his head to catch the hurry of river merely beyond; then, ogling up at the sky, interrupts a while, and applauds his hands. And then the assassination began.( On Love and Barley: Haiku of Basho; introduction by L.S

#111

Twas the darknes before Christmas and all through the members of this house , not a individual was inciting , not even a mouse. And then the murders began.( A Inspect from St. Nicholas; Clement ClarkeMoore)

#112

Early one pitch-dark April morning a few years ago I was sitting in my living room in central Copenhagen wrap in a covering and desire for outpouring when I opened that day’s newspaper has found that my adopted countrymen had been anointed 5hen happiest of their species ….. and then the assassination began
The Almost Nearly Perfect People by Michael Booth

ID NEVER GIVEN MUCH THOUGHT TO DYINGTHOUGH ID HAD REASON enough in the last few monthsbut even if I had, I wouldnt have imagined it like this.
And then the murders began.

( Twilight)

#114

Goldilocks had participated in the Three Bears house and then the assassination began.

#115

On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.
A neat little pond. It was clean. It was neat.
The water was warm. There was plenty to eat.
The turtles had everything turtles might need.
And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.
And then the murders began.
( Yertle the Turtle, Dr. Seuss)

#116

THE Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home. First with brooms, then with dusters; then on ladders and gradations and chairs, with a clean and a pail of whitewash; till he had dust in his throat and gazes, and splashes of whitewash all over his black hair, and an hurting back and wearisome forearms. And then the murders embarked.( Wind in the Willows; Kenneth Grahame ).

#117

One evening at supper, Pa questioned, “How would you like to work in town, Laura? “. And then the murders began.

#118

“On Friday Miss Nelson told her class that she was going to have her tonsils out….and then the assassination began.”( Miss Nelson is Back, James Marshall)

#119

Four score and seven years ago our leaders drew forth, upon this continent, a brand-new nation, seen in immunity, and dedicated to the proposition that “all men are created equal”. And then the murders began.( Not a notebook. The Gettysburg Address. Abraham Lincoln)

#120

The hottest period of the summer in so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy stillnes lay over the great, square houses of Privet Drive. And then the murders began.

When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm seriously break-dance at the elbow. And then the murders embarked.( To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee ).

#122

We were somewhere near Barstow when the medications began to take hold. And then the assassination began.

#123

It is often said that America “invented” democracy. And then the murders began.

– America, by Jon Stewart

#124

When i stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my attention: Paul Newman and a ride dwelling … and then the murders began.
S.E. Hinton ” the outsiders”

#125

Once there was a tree….
and she enjoyed a little boy.
And everyday the boy would come
and he would reap her leaves
and induce them into crowns
and play king of the forest. And then the assassination embarked.( The Giving Tree, Shel Silverstein)

#126

We were in class when the principal came in, followed by a ‘new fellow, ‘ not wearing the school dres, and a school maid carrying a large desk.

And the assassination began.

Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert

#127

The terror, which would not purpose for another twenty-eight years – if it did end- embarked, in so far as I know or can tell, with a barge made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rainwater. And then the murders began.

#128

Although not everyone may realise it, the origin of the English language can be dated with relative precision. And then the murders began.

( Websters Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language – 1989)

“Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfy dwelling and joyous disposition, seemed to unite some of best available blessings of life; and had lived roughly twenty-one years in “the worlds” with very little to distress or rile her. And then the murders began.” – Emma by Jane Austen

#130

Yes! The pony concurred enthusiastically. Posideon can come in very! We will chew you both! Seafood! Seafood!

And then the murders began…

( Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth)

#131

When the doorbell doughnuts at three in the morning, its never good word. And then the murders inaugurated.( Stormbreaker, Anthony Horowitz)

#132

In the great light-green chamber there was a telephone and a ruby-red bag and a picture of the cow climbing over the moon. And then the murders began.( Goodnight Moon, Margaret Wise Brown)

#133

It inaugurated as a mistake. And then the assassination began.

#134

“A spectre is recurring Europe the spectre of socialism. And then the assassination began”

#135

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was say, but it “havent had” portraits or discussions in it, ‘and what is the use of a work, ‘ belief Alice ‘without paints or speech? ‘ And then the assassination began..

#136

Two roads differed in a yellowed wood. And then the murders began.

From the poem “The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost

There formerly was a boy reputation Milo who didn’t know what to do with himself–not just sometimes, but always. And then the assassination began.
( The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Juster)

#138

Scuffy was sad.
Scuffy was cross.
And then the murders began.
( Scuffy the Tugboat, Gertrude Crampton)

#139

Once there was a tree …. and she adoration a bit boy. And everyday the son would come and he would gather her leaves and establish them into treetops and play sovereign of the forest. He would climb up her stem and change from her chapters and feed apples, and then the murders began.

#140

I am Sam. Sam I am. And then the assassination began

#141

Beatrice’s Quimby’s biggest problem was her little sister, Ramona. And then the assassination began.

#142

Who’s there ?…. and then the murders began

Hamlet

#143

The sun did not shine, it was too soaking to play, so we was sitting in the members of this house all that cold, cold soggy period. I sat there with Sally. We sat here we two and we read ‘How there is a desire we had something to do. And then the murders began.( The Cat in the Hat, Dr. Seuss)

#144

Thomas: I spend my occasion drawing managers about, ready for “youve got to” take out on wander!
Narrator: The other instruments laughed.
Thomas: Why can’t I gather passenger trains, too ?!
Henry, Edward, and Gordon: You’re more impatient. You’d be sure to leave something behind.
Thomas: Rubbish! I’ll demo you !…….. and then the murders began.

Thomas’ Train/ A Big Day for Thomas

This morning I was awakened by Pump coming over to the bed and sniffing flatly at me, millimeters away, her “hairs-breadths” grazing my cheeks, to see if I was awake or alive or me. And then the assassination inaugurated.

( Inside of a dog, Alexandra Horowitz)

#146

Twas the darknes before Christmas and all through the members of this house , not a animal was conjuring , not even a mouse. And the the assassination began.

#147

You will wallow to hear that no tragedy has accompanied the opening up of private enterprises which you have viewed with such evil fears. And then the assassination began.

#148

In the beginning, Bartholomew Cubbins didn’t have five hundred hats. And then the assassination began.

( The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins, Dr. Seuss)

#149

A purely peer-to-peer form of electronic cash would allow online fees to be sent directly from one the states parties to another without going through a financing institutions. And then the assassination began.

#150

Hillary Rodham Clinton lost the 2016 United States presidential election. And then the murders beg

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