Kylie Jenner& Her BFF Got Lasik Together Then Threw A Party | Betches

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If there’s one thing we know about the Kardashians, besides the fact that they can turn anything into money, it’s that they ever find a reason to throw a party. This week, Kylie and her BFF Stassie Karanikolaou( can’t she simply be Stassie K ?) get pairing Lasik eye surgery, which is apparently a thing now, and decided to celebrate by wearing really weird latex outfits decorated with eyeballs. I’m all for determine reasons to party, but I’m still kind of confounded. I have matching love necklaces with my BFF, and other more hardcore BFFs I know have according tattoos they already regret. But matching Lasik eye surgery? I don’t get it. Well, whatever, I predict there are things billionaire BFFs understand that we regulars don’t. Maybe if Kylie had the surgery a year ago, she would’ve seen Jordyn Woods’ betrayal coming. Oh, that’s not how Lasik wreaks? Never mind.

Obviously, Stassie documented the whole surgery, so that the world countries knows she has officially taken Jordyn’s place as Kylie’s number one BFF and will never devote it back. She posted a pointless video of her and Kylie sitting in the chairs of the operating room right after surgery where Kylie’s eyes are closed. Aww, poor Kylie is trying to rise and shine, but is just extremely exhausted. You knew that was coming. If I don’t make a joke about Kylie trying to rise and shine, who are able to? Oh right, the entire rest of the internet.

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Me rising and shining on a Monday

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At the follow-up doctor’s appointment, the girls learn that they have 20/15 image( better than 20/20 ), which I didn’t know was a thing, but good for them. Maybe now they can see the wonky directions when they’re Facetuning their photos. Hopefully they don’t knowledge any of the negative Lasik side effects, which can include burning and even temporary blindness. How will Kylie be able to tell apart her lip paraphernalium shades if she loses her perception ??

Anyway, the BFFs threw a party to celebrate the birth of their newly-perfect eyesight( yes you read that correctly ). They took videos of themselves in the bathroom reflect wearing close-fisted pink latex dresses, which I still can’t get over.

Does nobody else think it’s ridiculous to get parallel gaze surgery and then jettison a party for their sight’s birthday? You can even sounds Kylie in the background yelling, “My sight has been born; it’s my f* cking birthday.” Wait, so if the eyebrow hair I plucked last week grows back, has it been born, too? Does that aim I can shed “states parties “? Ugh, the amount of money these girls have to waste is literally my dream. I don’t know for sure, but my speculation is that Kylie and Stassie get other secret surgeries together all the time( like boob jobs and lipo and belly button reconstruction) and simply decided to share this one because they can get away with calling it “medical” rather than exclusively cosmetic.

Apparently, friends who do Lasik eye surgery together, stay together! Unless Stassie fuckings it up like Jordyn did. In which suit, a different BFF will swoop in and Kylie will have to figure out another way to observe their friendship. Matching beach residences in the Hamptons, perhaps? Matching puppies? Matching toenails? Whatever it is, you can bet your bottom dollar Kylie will hurl “states parties ” for it.

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