Fuck Cat Cafes, There’s Now A Puppy Beach

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Dont hate me, I know we all just had spring break, butthere is now a beach in Turks and Caicos where you can play with rescue puppies, aka a puppy beach, while you brown!

I know right ???

Whoever thought of this should get a big raise, because this is a marketing gimmick that we are totally falling for.

1. Free puppy love

So I think we all need to tell our parents that we need to take an emergency expedition down to Providenciales ASAPyou know, for community service intellects. And that isnt even a lie because the organization that is running this puppy beach, called Potcake Place, is trying to find residences for a local produce of bird-dog( the Potcake. Cuter than it chimes, we predict ).

Attention high school juniors: Ogling for something to give your college app that extra shape? Why not plane down to Turks and Caicos and rescue a little cutie and expend an extra week down there “learning” about puppies/ sucking Mai Tais on the beach? That sounds like a great Common App paper waiting to happen.

#johnycash A son, a beach and a bone. #lifesgood

A photo posted by Jane Parker-Rauw (@ potcakeplacek9rescue) on

Aug 16, 2015 at 5:54 pm PDT

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