Don’t Hate Me Cause You Ain’t Me: 8 Signs Youre A Total F* cking Diva( Photos)

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Dont hate that Im a diva.

You know it, I know it, so tells simply get past it and move on.

The diva lifestyle is not for everyone, but it dress me quite well.

Not many can do what I do.

Id like to think I was born with an exclusive diva status.

From a selection of whisker bowings in every colorto a comfortable wardrobe many would die for, I never leave the house examining less than entirely chic.

Well, tells be honest. I examine splendid has become a diva around the house too.

I deserve a gold star( diamonds work too) for retaining my diva-ness at all times of each day.

If youre a diva like me

1. You command notice at all times.

Not a number of problems to be the centre of notice when you are charming, cuddly and simply irresistible.

No need for anyone to tell you youre adorable moot point.

Striking a pose in front of the camera is a simple exercise because it loves you.


2. You don’t ever do any sh* t you don’t wishes to do.

I mean, this one is pretty self-explanatory.

The expressions duties, stress and push are not part of your vocabulary.

Rest, relaxation, pampering and wine oclock now youre talking the diva language!


3. You always prefer( and richly deserve) bottled water over tap water.

Only the best of everything. Anything else is, well, unacceptable.

It is surprising( and borderline slur) that this is ever even a question.

Give me FIJI or give me DEATH.


4. Your dining experience is never less than spectacular.

Youve heard of royalty being sufficed on a silver-tongued dish, right?

Crystal or fine china is willing to do delicately as well.

We dont cook, we just enjoy the feast.


5. Your wardrobe is the hatred of most women.

As one diva formerly suggested, I dont do manner, I am manner. Coco Chanel

Lavish supplementaries were built for you and your wardrobe is overflowing with them.

Out with the old-time, in with the new.


6. You( undoubtedly) dont listen to rules, you manufacture them.

Because realizing your own patterns is much, much more fun.

Make no bones about it, the good life is all about YOU.

Is there another way to live?


7. You rock those decorator invests like you designed them yourself.

If its not decorator, dont even bother. You can smell faux from a mile away.

Cashmere and silk were built for you and you work it like a pro.

The perfect ensemble for every occasion, thats the only practice you roll.


8. Beauty rest is your favorite contest of the day.

Luxurious linens are a must were talking 100 percentage Egyptian cotton.

Youre in your factor when surrounded by plushness.

Sleep mask, cozies, herbal tea, and youre ready to beautify it up.


I thinkwe’re all on the same page.

Well, my page , that is.

Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest is it even necessary to finish this question?

Perhaps you need a little help.

D-I-V-A : D amn I m V ery A ttractive!

XOXO,
Blake

Breed : Purebred Maltese Status : In a relationship Weight : Perfect

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