When nature won’t stop calling.
A Colorado Springs family has invested the past several weeks trying to get a mystery girl to stop taking shits in their vicinity for no self-evident reason.
Cathy Budde says her girls firstly spotted “The Mad Pooper” seven weeks ago, unapologetically popping a hunker right outside their room. Communicating to KKTV, she recalled 😛 TAGEND
“They are like, ‘There’s a dame taking a poop! ‘ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious? ‘ … ‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my teenagers !? ‘ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry! ‘”
Hey, when you gotta lead, you gotta travel!
Only The Mad Pooper didn’t stop croaking. Like some kind of a trained swine, the woman would plod by the Budde house at least once a week and leave behind human consume, and Cathy can’t assistance but jest at developments in the situation:
“Two other times we’ve caught her — caught her yesterday — she changed up her period a little bit because she knew I was watching.”
Hmm … so, The Mad Pooper can adapt her bowel instants to avoid getting caught. Fascinating…
Seeing no other alternative, the Budde family got the Colorado Springs Police Department involved in the chaotic instance — and authorities are equally as bewildered. Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said 😛 TAGEND
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my profession. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
Officers have asked the family to take photos of the jogger, who they say could be facing commissions of indecent exposure and public defecation, in hopes of identifying her.
Stumped as to why the woman retains fertilizing their lawn, the Budde family declares they’ve tried everything they are unable think up to get her to stop. Cathy contributed 😛 TAGEND
“I threw a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m evading you, please stop.’ … She operated by it like 15 epoches yesterday, and she still pooped … There’s plenty of public restrooms little than a block away from where she’s targeting. This is intentional.”
Hopefully police determine The Mad Pooper so we can find out the motive.
[ Image via Universal Pictures .]