So, if you don’t know, Harris Wittels was an unbelievably amusing comic — a got a couple of his accolades include inventing the term “humble brag” and being one of the brain scribes of “Parks and Rec” — and he tragically succumbed of a heroin overdose exactly a year ago.
All day fellow jesters ought to have remembering Harris Wittels on social media.
So, you know, I remembered I’d try my hand at it. After all, if Mr. Wittelsis looking down from paradise, I’d like to win this tournament:
Putting together a top ten “Who sorrowed him best” register. Get your elections in now!
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) August 14, 2014
Honestly, some ofmy favorite of Harris’ stuff is actually on the podcast “Comedy Bang Bang” where, when he was on the substantiate, he did this thing called “Foam Corner” — a segment where he looked at his phone and read aloud his worst, most half-baked anti-jokes. Listen here .
Somehow it’s some of the funniest stuff in this young century.
If you want to know more about what an amazing and spooky person he was, check out this essay Aziz Ansari wrote about the late comedian.
But I imagined a good way to celebrate him would be to just go through his Twitter and pick my favorite of his pranks, and depict you guys.
Because this buster was just heartbreakingly funny.
If you don’t like these, that’s fine. Every humandingleberryis entitled to his or herterribleopinion.
Everyone’s pinky toe is a disaster.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) August 31, 2014
This is some verrrry wild rice.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) August 11, 2014
Not to be “that guy, ” but sometimes it seems like ALL plutonium is artilleries point!
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) May 21, 2014
The ISIS bucket challenge? That something?
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) October 24, 2014
At the risk of stereotyping, I feel like all lesbian people are just attracted to beings of their own gender.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) November 28, 2014
There should be a German word for when you don’t like someone, but then you hear them open up on a podcast and you gain empathy for them.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) November 13, 2014
That affection of when you wake up and think it’s just another daylight but then recognise OH SHIT Its THROWBACK THURSDAY !!!
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) December 11, 2014
Lookin for a girl who detests to laugh.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) February 14, 2015
Guys liking puppies extremely hard-boiled when girlfriends are present, consider this ya blaze notice
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) December 14, 2014
If you aren’t cutting my oatmeal with STEEL, then what the hell is are we doing here ??
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) February 18, 2014
I recollect as a son contemplation the word monumental reverberated yummy, because it reminded me of Oreo in a way. I was in for a RUDE awakening.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) May 27, 2014
I would never try to tackle “single ladies” at karaoke, but i’d have sex with them.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) June 13, 2014
It’s entertaining that Bruce Lee’s name was “Bruce.”
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) May 15, 2014
I don’t like that it’s okay to “re making fun” of borat now, or to ironically mention “my wife” or whatever. It’s a really funny movie, you hip assholes.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) June 16, 2014
I’ll never be at 69 adherents again. Wait! UNLESS I say the n-word a bunch of meters and LOSE enough followers! … but is it worth it ….?
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) July 6, 2014
Be nice to ALL children because ya never know — we are able to grow up to be hot.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) August 10, 2014
I can tear up from “ve been thinking about” a fat nerd’s papa loving him.
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) June 21, 2014
Just a remember: my email is harriswittels @gmail. com. Thanks!
Harris Wittels (@ twittels) February 18, 2015