The Internet is overloadedwith adorable puppies, squealing kittens and little pigs wearing little shoes that are constantly break-dance our hearts and warming our souls.
There are so many treasured photos, GIFs and videos out there, we as humen totally forget how f* cking absurd the animal kingdom is. Seriously.
There are some certainly messed up species we absolutely ignore. We’re precisely walking around earth imagining our technological accomplishments and opposable thumbs build us better than everybody else.
Luckily, weve taken together a bit world check and made a directory of animals that stray the earth and scare the sh* t out of us.
Here are the 10 most terrifying animals from your nightmares that also exist IRL.
Where you find it IRL : Subtropical and tropical oceans. Where you find it in your nightmares : On your couch as your move blanket. Terrifying reality : Females can grow up to 2meters long and males simply develop to be exactly shy of three centimeters. What the actual f* ck? What is THAT about?
Where you find it IRL : Tropical and subtropical regions around the world. Where you find it in your nightmares : In your berth. On your pillow. On your face. F* ck. F* ck. F* ck. Its awful. Terrifying detail : Whip Spiders are technically weighed tailless scorpions. Bye, Felicia.
Where you find it IRL : The freaking ocean, man. Where you find it in your nightmares : Probably in the ocean still, but, like, while youre having a really nice swim or something and thenBAM. You’re dead. Terrifying knowledge : Their openings can open to virtually 5feet wide and are strung with finger-like gill rakers that captivate their food. NOT TODAY, GILL RAKERS.
The Southern Cassowary AKA The Most Dangerous Bird on Earth:
Where you find it IRL : Rainforests on the northeastern coast of Australia. Where you find it in your nightmares : In your garage, standing on your car. Terrifying information : So … these chicks have actually killed humen by charging at them and kicking them with their claws. Lololololol.
Where you find it IRL : In caves near San Marcos, Texas. Where you find it in your nightmares : The bathtub? Maybe in your silverware drawer? BYE. Terrifying point : When they say “blind, ” what they mean is: THEY HAVE NO EYES BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN CAVES AND HAVE EVOLVED TO GET RID OF THEIR EYES. Their happen is hanging out on boulders and using EXTERNAL SENSORY GILLS to feel their meat swim by. Thank youuuuuu, OMG thank youuuuuu.
Where you find it IRL : Amazon Rainforest, South America.
Where you find it in your nightmares : Inside your backpack OR YOUR FRIDGE. Oh, God no. Terrifying point : Honestly, they seem somewhat innocuous, but if you read any descriptions of them there are a lot of comments to “flaps under their necks and chins, which kind of draws us want to die.
Where you find it IRL : Madagascar. Where you find it in your nightmares : Hiding in your closet amongst your loops or ties. Terrifying knowledge : No one knows why its nose consider this to be that ?!?! Just because ?!?!?
Rafflesia Arnoldii AKA Corpse Flower:
Where you find it IRL : Jungle of Sumatra. Where you find it in your nightmares : Probably eating you. Terrifying reality : Yes, this is technically a plant and not live animals but it SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH. It also can originate to be 3feet across.
Where you find it IRL : The Pacific Ocean, near Japan. Where you find it in your nightmares : Oppressing your metropoli and gait over buildings. Terrifying fact : These babies can germinate as big as your car. Cool, cool.
Where you find it IRL : The Horn of Africa. Where you find it in your nightmares : Under your sink. Terrifying point : They live in settlements and there is a Naked Mole Rat QUEEN who bones like three to four male naked mole rats and the rest are sterile and WORK FOR HER. What a bitch.