10 People Reveal The Time They Urinated The Bed During A Hookup

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I got into a bit of an proof with my friend the other day over the subjects of peeing. OK, well it wasn’t only peeing. It was urinating during a hookup.

His roommate’s girlfriend had just urinated the couch after they were done manufacturing~ enjoy~ and his roommate didn’t seem to think it was a big deal.

My friend was appalled by this.

I mean, she Pee-pee in his berth, ” she remarked. “And he did nothing! That is the weirdest circumstance I’ve ever heard. Not to mention so f* cking gross.

But, you examine, I don’t think it was that creepy at all. Like seriously. I think it’s quite normal. Why? Because I feel like at the least once a weekend of my college know-how, I discovered another story about a different person being peed on. And every time “its been” hilarious.

So, here, let me share the rapture of amusing urinate narrations with you. And, also, let me prove to my friend that wettingthe bed after a hookup is NOT THAT WEIRD.

1. When you took advantage of a messy situation…

One time, after one of my most aggressive blackouts, my consistent hookup at the time and I woke up to find ourselves in a puddle of pee-pee. It didn’t take long for me to figure out that I was the one who had wet the plot. While he was still trying to figure out who was at fault, I instantly rushed out of plot and started making a huge fuss about how gross it was that he had wet the bed and how much of an drawback it was going to be for me to washing all my sheets.

He was so convinced that it was his fault and was so embarrassed that he washed all my sheets and took me to a really nice dinner if I promised to never tell anyone what had happened.

Meg, 23

2. When your peeing dishes as a emblem of your love

I once sucked too much and wet the bed I was sleeping in with a hookup. He endeared himself to me by saying,’ I can’t support it was you. I could have peed on your underwear.’ #romance”

Emily, 33

3. When he pissed it and cease it

This guy I’d convened recently is coming to my region after going out. I woke up at 5 in the morning to a soaking wet bottom and he was gone. No verse or apology! He only left me sleeping in his pissing! So gross.

Kayla *, 20

4. When you hurt the person or persons you adoration most

It was my freshman year and the first night of Halloweekend. My boyfriend at the time was driving up to visit me that night and I, naturally went blackout drunk before he arrived. I woke up the next morning and had to rush off to a community service happen early in the morning. I came home hours later, get in my berth and realized that it felt like a water bottle had spilled in my berth. It wasn’t a water bottle, and my bf didn’t want to break the news that is not simply had I peed on him, but that he had been sleeping in everything there is morning unknowingly.

Cynthia, 23

5. When you chose your dignity over your belongings

After a long nighttime of drinking with a person, we decided to go back to his house to sleep. We started hooking up, and then I must have fallen asleep, because some hours later I woke up and everything was soddened( I had peed ). I immediately loped to the shower to try and clean myself up, leaving my keys, purse and hair. Upon leaving the bathroom, I recognise I hadn’t paid attention to which chamber was his, AND each bedroom haditsown door code. After some panicked dispute alone on the couch at 4 am, I trenched everything, called an Uber home and decided to forget the whole occasion ever happened. Needless to say, going back to get my substance was pretty awkward.

Sarah *, 20

6. When his refer should have been Cleopatra because he was Queen of DE-NILE

I had just had fornication with a person and we were in my berth snuggling. We fell asleep and I woke up some hours later because I experienced a very warm, wet element. The guy had urinated in his sleep and it got all over my plot. I woke him up and he played like nothing had happened. He got up and left and never spoke to me again.

Maria, 22

7. When he contaminated your makeup

One time I hooked up with this person and we had gone to sleep. We were both consumed. Hours eventually, I woke up to find him clambering to get up from my lofted bed. Somehow he aimed up pee-pee all over my dresser, which was covered with my makeup and jewelry caskets — all of which were now covered with and fitted with urinate. Needless to say we didn’t identify each other again after that.

Kathryn, 22

8. When beings legitimately call you The Human Sponge

My friend and I had this thing travelling where we would hook up every time we got overly hammered in college. Formerly, after a particularly hammered nighttime, I woke up in his plot in a ocean of pis. Before I could get mad, he convinced me that it was my pissing and that it was OK it happens to the best of us. This lasted about four minutes until his housemates( our reciprocal sidekicks) burst through the doors and told me it was actually his pissing and this was his pathetic assault at crossing it up.

To them, it was the funniest happening to have ever happened and I did not live it down for an entire year until I was securing up with someone else and it HAPPENED AGAIN.

Unfortunately, he was in the same group of friends so statement got around pretty quickly. And that, my friends/ strangers reading Candice’s article, is how I acquired the nickname’ Human Sponge.’ And that wasn’t a parody. That was actually my nickname.

Alyssa *, 23

9. When you hooked up with Scarface

So back in college, I was at this bar and I was DRUNK. And when I reply drunk, I symbolize capital T-e-q-u-i-l-a DRUNK.

Anyways, so my friend and I caught the drink bus dwelling( which is a bus that stops at all the college saloons, picks up all those intoxicated night owls if you are able to, and safely hauls them home to their respective dorm room ), and “were starting” chitchatting with two boys who were also equally as drunk.

My friend is chatting up the hot one. I’m clearly chitchatting up a guy that looks like Scarface.Being the pizza supporter that I am, I proclaimed at the highest level of my lungs PIZZA PARTY AT MY PLACE! Explanation: My lieu was a small dorm room with two twinneds couches. Regrettably, the drunken audience doesn’t seem too enthused about the pizza party, so your best friend, her hot boy, Scarface and I thoughts back to my area to guild some Dominos.

We pair off into our respective beds with our respective sons( because like COLLEGEEEEE ). I’m are now beginning to sober up and realizethat I’m in berth with Scarface, so I pluck the whole I’m super-tired, makes just go to bed move.

I fall asleep, and all is well. I’m in a REM cycle perhaps having a swag dream where I own a yacht and 75 labradoodle puppies … when all of a sudden I feel something warm on my back. I wake up and realise I hear streaming irrigate, and my back is getting warmer and wetter and EW, HE WAS PEEING ON ME.

I hollered and reeled out of the bunk. He was dead asleep and clear unfazed. I tried to wake him but to no avail. I had no choice but to curl up on the storey, soggy with urine and drenched in shame.

I descended back asleep only to be awakened by Scarface propping my expanses, my comforter, my mattress pad and my pillows. He knocked me and did,’ I urinate your bed’ before walking out of the room.

With my mattress pad. My membranes. My comforter. Everything. Do I know his refer? Nope. Do I know where he lives? Nope? Luckily, when my friend’s guy woke up, they happened to be friends.

So I had the exultation of dragging all my pillow across campus that evening after he awkwardly left it in a trash bag outside his dorm room door.

Calista, 22

10. When it literally happened during your hook up

I was robbing up with a person while I was abroad and I convinced him to have sex with me even though he was late for undertaking. We couldn’t find a condom, so I only told him to pull out since I’m on birth control and I knew he was clean. It lasted for about five minutes and when he gathered out to finish on my stomach he started PEEING.

I didn’t recognize it at first until it lasted longer than normal and it find super watery and warm. I didn’t want to embarrass him anymore than he already seemed upset, so I just rolled over and went to the bathroom to clean up and asked him to take me home.

I don’t know what’s worse: the facts of the case that he made noises like he was finishing( aka he forgery it) or that I was wearing my new lily-white shirt which now had a yellow-bellied gradation to it.

Maddie, 21

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